My friends and I are playing a one-shot campaign. We’re doing this short notice, with characters that we made in like 10 minutes, and we aren’t taking it seriously at all. One of us is calling in on a discord call, the rest are all together.
DM: skeletons are approaching you. Roll initiative
(I and one of the skeletons roll equal initiatives, so we roll again. I get a higher initiative)
DM: Skeleton seven charges you, breaking the rule of initiative. He is struck down by the hand of god.
(Some time passes, we finish the encounter with no casualties, and our player in discord who is playing a rogue named Cocklover has been uwuing a lot in character)
DM: Cocklover, if you UWU again I’m leaving the discord call. Remember what happened to skeleton seven?!
